What is Christen?
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To perform an act (ususally having sex or smoking pot) in a new location for the first time.
Hey Baby, lets christen these new sheets!
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Have you christened your new apartment yet?
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Baptism at a religious service
Accidentally throwing up someone because of being drunk, and that person is unfortunately near you, during "blessed" event.
My son is being christened on Christmas Eve.
I accidentally christened my boss, and he killed my ass.
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3.
To remove identifying marks from stolen goods, to make like new again.
Little Jake christened the Beamer with a new VIN number."
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