Christen Edit Meaning

1.

To perform an act (ususally having sex or smoking pot) in a new location for the first time.

Hey Baby, lets christen these new sheets!

OR

Have you christened your new apartment yet?

See pop, break in, baptize, crack

2.

Baptism at a religious service

Accidentally throwing up someone because of being drunk, and that person is unfortunately near you, during "blessed" event.

My son is being christened on Christmas Eve.

I accidentally christened my boss, and he killed my ass.

See kristen, baptism, cristen, accident, Saints

3.

To remove identifying marks from stolen goods, to make like new again.

Little Jake christened the Beamer with a new VIN number."

See chop, chop shop, hot, loot