Christer

What is Christer?

1.

A Christian who preaches the "Word" to unwilling participants

The Jehovah's Witness guy kept bothering me...

I killed that fucking Christer

See christian, orthodox, preacher, pope

2.

A derogatory term for fundamentalist christians. See also "Fundie"

Don't bother arguing with that guy; he's a christer.

3.

Pronounced: KrEE-ster

Noun) Catholic (or any other Christian) who shows up to church only on Christmas and Easter. They usually take the pews and parking spots of regular church attendees.

The Christers are coming! The Christers are coming!

See cafeteria catholic

4.

Someone who only goes to church on Christmas and Easter, normally people who grew up Christian and are guilt-tripped into attending on these special days by their parents, spouses, etc. The word combines 'Easter' and 'Christmas.'

Dude, we'd better get to church super early today or we won't get a seat-- all those stupid Christers keep taking them!

See christian, catholic, religion, christmas, church

5.

sister in christ. the words christ + sister = christer.

i am your christer, megan.

See bnp, christ, sister, family, mni

6.

1.When you use the position in other words known as "doggystyle"

God i just christer'd that girl

See DUDE

7.

crazy short awsome lil kid

that chick is so fucken christer

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