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The distance from any given location to the nearest bar or restaurant that serves margaritas.
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The act of blowing a fart while standing, opening up the fly on your jeans, and sitting rapidly to make the stench exit out of the fly i..
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Biomechanics studies people movement, because if they're not moving, they are dead.
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