What is Christian Fundamentalism?


1.

The doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity (see God) that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.

The Bush administration is a prime example of Christian fundamentalism gone horribly sour.

See christ, christian, dogma, religion, fundamentalism, bible

2.

All you have to do is let Christ into your heart and you're saved. The worst religion on the planet. Worse than Scientology. It's destructive. It preaches that being born is a sin and that nobody but God can help you. THIS gives these fascists the licence to do whatever they want, so long as they let Christ into their hearts, all will be ok because through Vicarious Atonenment, Jesus saved us all. whatEVER!

Bush: "What's Christian Fundamentalism? Well, I'm gonna bomb the fuck out of Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, and piss off Kim Jong Il with my hypocrisy and kill my own people by conspiring to have two planes launched into the twin towers in NY and a missile at the Pentagon....But it's ok, I'll just let christ into my heart and all will be forgiven"

See fascism, evil, bush, proselyte


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