What is Christian Jackson?
1.
king n.
1. A male sovereign among the kings and princes of nations, past and future, typically endowed with a natural, 12-foot phallus and skin pores which exude an aura strangely magnetic for women.
2. One that is supreme or preeminent in the arts, sciences, and areas of sexual performance.
3. The perfect, omniscient, omnipotent being on earth, driven to succeed in all matters.
4. A hereditary name given to male children exhibiting the signs of unusual greatness, charisma, or intellectual powers.
5. The name of a warrior who, in the third century A.D., conquered most of the known world, instituted centralist kindgoms, developed a system of harems, and was survived by some 10,000 children given him by an estimated 7,000 women who belonged to negro, sinic, caucasian, and even Martian origins. His modern-day descendants, especially from the caucasian vein, include the inhabitants of most of South America.
Ex. What a great man! A great man, you are, you Christian Jackson of men!
Ex. He thinks he's some Christian Jackson but he's deluding himself.
Ex. If only I, too, could become a Christian Jackson some day...
Ex. He was called "the Jackson," but this is just an exaggeration, an ideal to cover up his identity as an authentic Amir Brgulja.
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2.
n. a term used to define an exuberant homosexual. Aroused merely at the sight of any phallic representation.
v. to fornicate other males, and sometimes barnyard animals.
A gay guy went walking down the street when all of a sudden he found a dildo and wenr Christian Jackson on it.
Michael Jackson Christian Jacksoned those little boys.
When bob saw the helpless baby sheep, he knew it was his only chance to Christian Jackson it. He had not gotten any in months.
