Christian Mail Box

What is Christian Mail Box?

is when you stab holes in the middle of both hands(like jesus) and wipe the blood on your anus and use the blood as lubrication for anal sex

I had to do a christian mail box last night johnny and i were out of lube. Good thing we both had our aids test.

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