Christian Mail Box

What is Christian Mail Box?

is when you stab holes in the middle of both hands(like jesus) and wipe the blood on your anus and use the blood as lubrication for anal sex

I had to do a christian mail box last night johnny and i were out of lube. Good thing we both had our aids test.

See bloody, lube, blumpkin, coin purse

Beef Tough

1. Reference to poop, shit, feces, using the bathroom (#2), farting, etc. Watch out, I just beefed tough. I'll be back in a minute..

Hoopshot

1. When someone is checking out your ass. Zude, that nympho ranger totally just gave you a smoking hoopshot! You fully ride the short bus..

Old Cat Lady

1. elderly people that molest underage neighbors after a rousing game of golf trivia The Old Cat Lady molested a kid after golf trivia Se..

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