What is Christie?
1.
A Brown haired girl
Great to be around and has very good hugs :)
Usually good looking aswell
I love that christie :)
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2.
1.One of the funniest people alive (a real comedian), Loves being around people and always lacks money
2. When you wee into a 'sandwich bag' tie it up and pop it near someone.
1. Christie makes me laugh
2. "Omg You just got christie'd mann"
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3.
Beautiful, Cute, Sexy, Fine, Attractive, Sweet, Athletic, And Much More. She's Got Spunk And Swagg Too! She's A 10 On The Charts! Best Girl Alive!!!
Person 1: Yo Who's That?
Person 2: It's Christie!
Person 3: Yup, That's Her, She's Amazing!
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4.
1) Someone who enjoys raping animals and small children. Has a mysterious rash which is most likely herpes, and she is HIV positive. Has an anal and poop fetish. Girl #2 in Four Girls Finger Painting. Constantly leaves mayonnaise stains in her panties. Gives blumpkins daily, to anyone, especially if you are uncircumcised. Her anus is cum dumpster (Although her clown's pocket is too). President of Anal Town and Founder of Rapeville. AKA: Blumpkin princess.
2) Eat corn and nuts, take a dump, freeze it, rape small children and animals w ur newly created alaskan pipeline. Melt it down and paint your body with it, then participate in an anal gang bang.
Christie Farris wanted me to shit on her face and fuck her in the ass all night long!
Matt wanted a blow job while he was taking a steaming shit, so he called Christie Farris to get the job done!
Christie Farris rapes her victims with splintered broomsticks.
Caution: Children beware of Christie.
Protect you anus, Christie is comin' at ya!
What is that smell?? Christie's fish bomb....
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5.
1) Someone who enjoys raping animals and small children. Has a mysterious rash which is most likely herpes, and she is HIV positive. Has an anal and poop fetish. Girl #2 in Four Girls Finger Painting. Constantly leaves mayonnaise stains in her panties. Gives blumpkins daily, to anyone, especially if you are uncircumcised. Her anus is cum dumpster (Although her clown's pocket is too). President of Anal Town and Founder of Rapeville. AKA: Blumpkin princess.
2) Eat corn and nuts, take a dump, freeze it, rape small children and animals w ur newly created alaskan pipeline. Melt it down and paint your body with it, then participate in an anal gang bang.
Christie wanted me to shit on her face and fuck her in the ass all night long!
Matt wanted a blow job while he was taking a steaming shit, so he called Christie to get the job done!
Christie rapes her victims with splintered broomsticks.
Caution: Children beware of Christie.
Protect you anus, Christie is comin' at ya!
What is that smell?? Christie's fish bomb....
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6.
The crusty paste left in your underpants, usually when you have a yeast infection.
Look at her panty pudding? No, its just Christie
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7.
ugly anorexic white washed chinese bitch who got no cakes that goes to alameda high
DAMN.. you heard about that bitch christie who sucked up jeremy last night?
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