Christie Carlstrom

What is Christie Carlstrom?


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In 1999 Christie Carlstrom became the first blind woman to successfully navegate a raft made of tires from Florida, USA, to Cuba just to prove that Elian Gonzalez was a bitch. Upon her arrival in Cuba, Christie declared "Elian needs to learn how to float and stop being such a pansy."

Yo, Christie Carlstrom is the hottest blind woman ever! She fucked up that Elian Gonzalez homo!

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