Christinas

What is Christinas?


1.

An unintentional crimp or wave in your hair, usually at the back of the head where hair is the thickest and least visible to the eye. This occurs when a section of hair is missed while straightening.

Named after Christina Aguilera and her signature arm wave used when belting out a song.

Becca: Jenny your head is chalk full of christinas.

Jenny: Well it's just so hard to reach the back of my head.

Becca: We need to straighten those bitches.

Emily: Grace, do I have any christinas?

Grace: Oooo yeah is your straightener still on?

See crimp, wave, kink, imperfection, crease


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