What is Christinas?
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An unintentional crimp or wave in your hair, usually at the back of the head where hair is the thickest and least visible to the eye. This occurs when a section of hair is missed while straightening.
Named after Christina Aguilera and her signature arm wave used when belting out a song.
Becca: Jenny your head is chalk full of christinas.
Jenny: Well it's just so hard to reach the back of my head.
Becca: We need to straighten those bitches.
Emily: Grace, do I have any christinas?
Grace: Oooo yeah is your straightener still on?
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Self-defense against a rapist.
Jenny won't have any trouble getting home at night. She teaches a class in Genital Thwarts.
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