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A shit so heavy and dense that upon expulsion it cracks the toilet bowl.
"Frank, you need a new shitter."
"Why?"
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To have sexual relations completely naked.
I'm on my way to Sheila's and we're going to Do it in the Buck all night long..
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Massive belly disruption.
Good God mate, I cou na down another pint. I got good and pissed las' night and me gut is vindalooed.
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