Christmacide

What is Christmacide?


1.

The deliberate and systematic destruction or prevention of Christmas celebration.

There would be no presents for anyone this year -- Mother had committed christmacide and the holiday celebration was cancelled.

See christmas, festivus

2.

What happens when you commit suicide at Christmas. This is a popular time to kill yourself as many people become depressed at this time of year.

Frank: Did you hear what happened to Bob?

Jim: No, what happened?

Frank: He committed Christmacide! His wife left him and he just lost it!

See christmas, suicide, alone, depressed, new year


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