What is Christmarse?
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That time of year when you just can't be arsed to do anything or can't be arsed to bother with
Enid: Cyril, are you going to put up the decorations? It's only four days until the birthday of our Lord?
Cyril: I can't be Christmarsed.
Enid: Oh go on, I'll let you fondle my new hip?
Cyril: Fuck off you slag.I should've married your sister. At least she swallowed.
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Random Words:
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when you are zoning out and possibly high as shit and you go on thinking about a hypothetical situation in great detail for a long time
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