Christmas Crackers

What is Christmas Crackers?


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The testicles (from rhyming slang, Christmas crackers = knackers).

Kevin was very excited: Britney had just asked him to show her his Christmas crackers. Two minutes, and a slap round the face later, he was so disappointed when he realised the pop-babe had no knowledge of British rhyming slang!

Contributor's footnote: A merry Christmas to one and all.


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