What is Christmas Hams?
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Used to describe a woman whose thighs and buttocks are so large, they do in fact resemble Christmas Hams. Beware encounter with Hams, as it might be a social buzzkill.
Did you see the Christmas Hams on that chick? Made me wanna hang my stocking, if you know what I mean...
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A vagina with the inner flaps (labia) hanging out, often looks like there is ham hanging from the fanny.
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