Christmas Hams

What is Christmas Hams?

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Used to describe a woman whose thighs and buttocks are so large, they do in fact resemble Christmas Hams. Beware encounter with Hams, as it might be a social buzzkill.

Did you see the Christmas Hams on that chick? Made me wanna hang my stocking, if you know what I mean...

See hams, christmas, sloppy seconds
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