What is Christmas In July?
1.
A moronic marketing gimmick that retailers like to use.
I'm getting so sick of hearing about "Christmas in July", please STOP!
2.
When a waiter who has a dandruff problem (face or hair), stands over a customers plate and sprinkles flakes onto their main course.
That customer is being a dick!!! Kasey Christmas in July on this moterfucker! Bone apatite!!
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3.
A holiday celebrated largely by non-Christians for the purpose of enjoying Christmas-style foods, decorations and traditions without the stress of the holiday in December.
You might want to celebrate Christmas in July by:
- cranking up the air conditioning and wearing your favourite sweater
- hanging Christmas lights
- putting up your Christmas tree
- buying gifts for family and friends (Note: you should not expect that people will give you gifts in July.)
- cooking a turkey or tofurky
- making and drinking spiked egg nog
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4.
A holiday celebrated largely by non-Christians for the purpose of enjoying Christmas-style foods, decorations and traditions without the stress of the holiday in December.
You might want to celebrate Christmas in July by:
- cranking up the air conditioning and wearing your favourite sweater
- hanging Christmas lights
- putting up your Christmas tree
- buying gifts for family and friends (Note: you should not expect that people will give you gifts in July.)
- cooking a turkey or tofurky
- making and drinking spiked egg nog
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