Christmas In July

What is Christmas In July?


1.

A moronic marketing gimmick that retailers like to use.

I'm getting so sick of hearing about "Christmas in July", please STOP!

2.

When a waiter who has a dandruff problem (face or hair), stands over a customers plate and sprinkles flakes onto their main course.

That customer is being a dick!!! Kasey Christmas in July on this moterfucker! Bone apatite!!

See frosted flakes, gross

3.

A holiday celebrated largely by non-Christians for the purpose of enjoying Christmas-style foods, decorations and traditions without the stress of the holiday in December.

You might want to celebrate Christmas in July by:

- cranking up the air conditioning and wearing your favourite sweater

- hanging Christmas lights

- putting up your Christmas tree

- buying gifts for family and friends (Note: you should not expect that people will give you gifts in July.)

- cooking a turkey or tofurky

- making and drinking spiked egg nog

See christmas, christmas tree, july

4.

A holiday celebrated largely by non-Christians for the purpose of enjoying Christmas-style foods, decorations and traditions without the stress of the holiday in December.

You might want to celebrate Christmas in July by:

- cranking up the air conditioning and wearing your favourite sweater

- hanging Christmas lights

- putting up your Christmas tree

- buying gifts for family and friends (Note: you should not expect that people will give you gifts in July.)

- cooking a turkey or tofurky

- making and drinking spiked egg nog

See christmas, xmas


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