Christmas Jew

What is Christmas Jew?


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A person who's family is Jewish, perhaps culturally Jewish more than religiously Jewish, and who follows the more secularized traditions of Christmas -- such as: decorating one's house with Christmas decorations, putting up a Christmas tree, pretending that Santa exists for the kids, etc.

He puts up a Christmas tree and lights a Menorah! What a Christmas Jew.

See christmas, jew, jewish, hanukah, chanukah


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