What is Christmas Krampus?
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A monster that slithers down the chimney on Christmas Eve to disembowel children in their sleep and dine on their intestines. Sometimes it will stuff a child or two into a sack and save them later for a snack. He is like the evil opposite of Santa. If Santa represents all that is good, the Krampus is the exact opposite.
You don't what to know about the Christmas Krampus; it will ruin Christmas for you.
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