Christmas Monkey

What is Christmas Monkey?

1.

When an dude is nailing a girl in the anus and he pulls out and shoots all over her bungole and then proceeds to shove cotton balls up said bungole mixing with the skeetto form an adhesive. The dude may then wish to slap the girl on the ass or face for good luck and to watch her response, which may resemble that of a surprised, dumbass monkey.

I always keep my cotton balls next to my condoms so that I can give some slut a Christmas monkey

See christmas, monkey, bunghole, cotton balls, skeet
68

Random Words:

Unredneckable
1. The inability for someone to become a redneck. Black people are unredneckable...
Read more
Jacumba
1. you down? Hey man lets get some ice cream. Jacumba? 2. cum, white thread, semen. paris swallowed all will's jacumba. See willy..
Read more
Fuck All That Noise
1. (Phrase) A profane way to say "I differ with your idea or plan." Or "That particular sug..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free