Christmas Morning

What is Christmas Morning?


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Used to mean the first day of a the woman's menstrual cycle. Can be metaphorical to the morning of December the 25th, because one awakens to view giant red packages under the tree, or bush.

Maura kicked her dog and was bitchy because it was Christmas morning.


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