Christmas Present

What is Christmas Present?

1. The word to describe a blow job on Christmas. Also can refer to eating a girl out on Christmas.

2. Refers to someone having sexual relations with someone as fat as Santa Claus.

Honey I'm waiting for your real Christmas Present now blow job(Christmas Present)is performed.

2. Pete face is performed after hearing about the second definition of Christmas Present

See santa claus, sex, blow job

Also known as a gunt.

That girl should wrap up that Christmas present she's carrying.

See Chad

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