Christmas Shits

What is Christmas Shits?


1.

The long amounts of time spent on the toilet after a heavy Christmas dinner.

Person 1: How was your Christmas?

Person 2: Good, except for the Christmas shits I had.

See christmas, xmas, shit, shits


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