What is Christmas Story Job?
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Whenever getting head on or near a jungle gym in cold weather shoot your load on the girl's face then push her face onto the jungle gym making her stuck to it like in the movie A Christmas Story whenever Schwartz triple-dog dares Flick to stick his tongue to the pole
Man you shoulda seen it i gave that bitch the Christmas Story Job
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Saying that something is (very) unlikely to happen.
If Huckabee becomes president then I'll eat my hat!
See eat, my, hat, then
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