Christmas Tease

What is Christmas Tease?


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when a girl wants a lot for christmas, more than she actually deserves and realises the only way to get this is to promises sexual favours to her boyfriend ie 4 of the magic 5 (handjob, blowjob, fingering,licking out, no sex). she promises this but has no intention of actually doing any of it because she is EVIL.

tom: i cant wait till tonight its gonna be amazing.

4 of the magic 5! yessss!

dario: you do realise shes joking right?

tom: what no way she'll definetly do it she loves me

dario(whispers): christmas tease

tom: what

dario: i said christmas tease you dumb bastard hahahahaha

*tom* cries until he passes out

See dumb, stupid, gullable, confused, arse


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