Christmas Timez

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hey mother fucker! So today is the day that fucking holy guy was born, right?

Jay: My girlfriend says that christmas is a crock'a shit cos' nowhere in the bible does it say that the big man was born on December 25th... It's also a time to be drunk and merry!

Toekzy; yeah... thats cool i guess... alright kids, i'm gonna let you in on a little secret..READY?

Jay: i'm a herion addict, i'll probly be your next president... WAAOOOWW!!

oh boy, i can't wait til next year..04 bitches

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