Christmas Tree Edit Meaning

1.

Or when you want to hurry up and get a multiple choice test over with and you don't care about the grade. Same as abacadaba

"How did you do on the test"

"I just chrismas tree'd it"

2.

a pine tree that you put in your house on christmas hovering between life and death until your brats open their presents and you throw the tree out. You then find pine needles all over the house for 6 months.

I always buy a cheap (christmas) tree.

3.

The dashboard of a poorly maintained vehicle when several warning lights are flashing.

Dude, you better check the engine cuz your dash is lit up like a christmas tree.

See heap, junker, clunker

4.

Verb. A practical joke which consists of pressing all the elevator buttons as you get off said elevator. This prank works best when the elevator car is loaded with people, and also if the building you're in has at least 8 floors.

me: I just pissed off Scott.

Nathan: how?

me: I Christmas Tree'd him a minute ago.

Nathan: haha nice.

See prank, practical joke, elevator, upper-decker

5.

the rare condition, when a teenage male smells identical, to a teenage female every single day regardless of his deodorant, body spray, cologne or lack there of.

Treatment for this condition is very harsh

Day 1

Ben: check out this new deodorant i got

Chelsea: nice! it smells like a christmas tree

Day 2

Ben: ah i just had gym, put on some new deodorant

Chelsea: mm! smells like a christmas tree

Day 3

Ben: (sits down next to chelsea)

Chelsea: Christmas tree!

Day 4

Chelsea: (to random individual) Christmas tree!

Person: Who the hell are you talking to?

Chelsea: sorry, i smelled a christmas tree

Day 5

Chelsea: (in hospital) gah... chri--stm--astree

See tree, christmas, smell, cologne, deodorant

6.

To ejaculate on the face of a bearded man, so that the semen hangs from the facial hairs in pearly silver strands, like tinsel on a decorated Christmas tree.

"If Kevin pisses me off again, I'm going to give that bearded bastard a fucking Christmas Tree."

See christmas tree, facial, ejaculate, beard, tinsel

7.

when a girl is giving you head you push her head against your dick til she throws up, punch her in the nose, and blow a load on her face. hence the snow covered christmas tree

dude i pulled the christmas tree on my girl last night, she got pissed.

See christmas, tree, blowjob, handjob, sex, dirty, cunt, hairy, vagina, pussy, lips, dick, fuck, you, cock, big