What is Christmas Turkey Carver?
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The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.
My friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.
Random Words:
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When someone simply cannot think of a fifth word for a definition.
i couldn't think of a fifth word for this so i just put this
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a sarcastic reply to someone who utters a statement that is obvious or that goes without saying.
gf: "maybe we should just go with..
