What is Christmas Turkey Carver?
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The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.
My friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.
Random Words:
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Something or someone that Neg finds to be delicious.
This cake is negelicious
See Neg..
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Noun) A gay man over the age of 30 who does nothing but play w/ action figures and lies about having a wife.
That guy at the comic book..
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What comes into your head when you think of fuckin a 350lb fat bitch.
"Man that bitch is fat."
"Hey more cushion for t..
