What is Christmas Turkey Carver?
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The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.
My friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.
Random Words:
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a man who rescues cats from above the ceiling tiles
way to go fireman geoff..
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1) Acting crazy
2) Fun as Hell, Awesome
1) Your acting shibitical.
2) Tonight's gonna be shibitical.
See shibibical, shibatical..
