What is Christmas Turkey Carver?

1.

The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.

My friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.
72

Random Words:

Internet Lesbian
1. A straight hot woman willing to do girl on girl sex for a chance to become famous in the internet porn world. I wouldn't mind taki..
Read more
Mill Pond
1. MPG's represent 860 to the fullest, shouts ta all yall u kno who u are n/a..
Read more
Ginny Pig
1. a stereotypical italian cop "Did you see that cop eating the canoli over there? hes such a ginny pig! " See ginny, pig, cop,..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free