What is Christmas Turkey Carver?
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The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.
My friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.
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