What is Christmas Turkey Carver?

1.

The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.

My friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.
72

Random Words:

Flip And Kick
1. When Johnny K gets angry and flips out on everyone Johnny whats a matter? Aw AW! IM GONNA FLIP AND KICK..
Read more
Bolos
1. South American throwing weapon, a number of balls on cords. "I'm throwin' bolos you'll find out who's the numb..
Read more
482
1. When you see a female who is a 4, but since you are under the influence of alcohol (or whatever you are using) she looks like an 8, and ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free