What is Christmas Turkey Carver?
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The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.
My friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.
Random Words:
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gay punk who wanks far too much over his mullet..
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German Goalkeeper who since the FA CUP in 2005 has shown mass improvement for Arsenal and deserves to be Germany's #1 GK over Olive..
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it means your mother or your mum in german.
will deine mutter be at your house today?
See deine mutter, mutter, mum, mom, your mum, yo..
