What is Christmas Turkey Carver?
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The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.
My friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.
Random Words:
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It's what you call a person from your home location when you meet up with them in a foreign land or somewhere strange.
No way you&..
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unfeasably large nose
Peter has a gherkin hooter
See nose, hooter, gherkin, foul..
