What is Christmas Turkey Carver?
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The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.
My friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.
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Pine Hills is a slum located west of downtown Orlando.
Mostly inhabited by drug dealers, bank robbers, and people with bleak or no hope..
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Peter Finch's character in "Network." The first man killed because he had bad ratings. The mad prophet of the airwaves.
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