What is Christmas Turkey Carver?
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The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.
My friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.
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a vagina whose crack is shared by the anus. The anus crevas will continue all the way around until it surpasses the vagina. Typically ca..
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Drunk, Tired, and a lot of food in ya stomach.
Playa A: "Deezamn, Peeeimp, I just went out with My Bitch, got my drank on, my dan..
