What is Christmas Turkey Carver?
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The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.
My friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.
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An evil porkchop that comes to life and bites off people's nipples at night. also likes humping peoples legs
One day i was waling ..
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the act in which the male puts his wang in between the crack of the cushion and frame of the couch or bed.
basically having sex with yo..
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Someone with good fighting skills
Man! you see that figh? Tyese got them hands. he kicked that boys ass
See boxer, skilled, weak..
