Christmasizzle Edit Meaning

1. The bits of toilet paper that stick to your arse hairs after taking a shit. I hate toilet paper that's so soft it leaves Arschnoog..

1. A blowjob that one doesn't really have to work for. Jared got an insta-bj from that fat ugly bitch. He only said a few words to he..

1. 1.) When a girl stays with someone or continues to proposition an ex just for the sex, because it's simply magnificent. 2.) The f..