What is Christmass?
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When your wife or girlfriend gives you anal sex on Christmas morning!
I got the best Present of all, Christmass!
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Some with whom you'd only have sexual relations with on or around Christmas.
"Dude, I totally got some Christmass at the company party last night!"
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