Christmas-tree Dick Edit Meaning

1. Someone with a lot of hair, especially in places where hair should not grow. That guy must have turbo nose-hair trimmers, he's so ..

1. to totally destroy in a hella savage manner 1: "'bout to merph this burger" 2: "dude did you see john get merphed ..

1. to have a strong need, desire, or craving for something. see also: jones Sheeeit beeeitch after smokin' dat weed I'm jonesin..