What is Christmess?
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The aftermath of the Christmas celebrations.
"A great day but it was a nightmare cleaning up all that Christmess afterwards."
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The offense engendered by wishing someone a Merry Christmas when they're actually celebrating a Happy Hannukah or just having a Happy Holiday.
How should I know that sending my friend, Isaac, that "Merry Christmas" text message would make such a christmess?
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The act of performing a bowel movement i.e. having a shit / dump.
I've gots to go to the loo for an unction junction function...