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dry, cracked lips (licking makes things worse)
A friend told me that cow manure cured chapped lips. It didn't. But it did stop me ..
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When you fuck a girl in the nose and you are wearing lavender.
Shazam bitch I'm ganna fuck you Mr.Bucholtz style!!!!!!!!!!
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Someone who can masturbate with both hands.
I can jerk off with my left and right hands. I'm fapidextruous!
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