What is Christopher Elysee?
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A dark haitian man with baby soft skin. He gets all tha girls. He has a dick of approximatly 19 inches long. He is sexy. When he awakens his skin glistens in the morning sun. His nappy hair may be able to break a rake, but it is rare that you see him even comb his hair. He likes big butts and he can not lie.
My friend got raped by christopher elysee
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