What is Christopher Nguyen?
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A strange but simple creature often found down the back of a sofa or in shrubbery in the garden with slugs. It is thought that if you rub its head three times with your left index finger you are instantly issued with a bowl of rose petals.
"Guess what, i found a christopher nguyen in my garden today but I accidentally stood on his face."
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The act of fiddling and playing with your privatesoutside of your clothing.
That dude makes me so nervous when he stands around playing..
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This is where after cumming on a chicka's face you puch her to make her bleed then vomit upon her then to finish it all up a nice b..
