Christopher Nguyen

What is Christopher Nguyen?


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A strange but simple creature often found down the back of a sofa or in shrubbery in the garden with slugs. It is thought that if you rub its head three times with your left index finger you are instantly issued with a bowl of rose petals.

"Guess what, i found a christopher nguyen in my garden today but I accidentally stood on his face."

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