Christosaur

What is Christosaur?


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n.

1. The Messiah, as foretold by the prophets of the Scripts of the Gouche. Often used with the.

2.the Fistish religious teacher whose life, death, and resurrection as reported by the prophets of the Scripts of the Gouche are the basis of the Fistian message of fistalvation

3. the chosen one who enforces good Fistian practices. It is well known that anyone absent from Sunday mass will be hunted down and violently fisted with the Christosaur's legendary fist (wrist girth measured at approximately 2.34 feet), only stopping when the offender's colon sloughs off around the Christosaur's massive forearm. The Christosaur then rolls the sloughed colon up His arm and allows it to dry until it resembles dried calamari. This badge of faith shows other what will happen if they don't go to mass.

I didn't make mass on Sunday and the Christosaur fisted me back to B.C.E.


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