What is Christpuncher?
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One who takes one's fist and firmly inserts it into the asshole of the lord Jesus Christ.
Popularised by youtube blogger 'CapnOAwesome'.
That kid is a total christpuncher, he actually believes all that stuff.
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It means someone who's just a total jerk, someone that is such a bastard, they would punch Christ.
"God, Jeff in Accounting took the last bagel"
"Yeah, that guys a real Christpuncher"
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the act of being both creepy and weird in conjuction simutaniously.
That boy is creepy-weird! (its the hypen that makes it magical)
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Sex with a slut/prostitute before your daily schedule.
Random Dude #1: What did you do this morning?
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