Christpuncher

What is Christpuncher?

One who takes one's fist and firmly inserts it into the asshole of the lord Jesus Christ.

Popularised by youtube blogger 'CapnOAwesome'.

That kid is a total christpuncher, he actually believes all that stuff.

See jesus, christ, anus, fisting, capnoawesome

It means someone who's just a total jerk, someone that is such a bastard, they would punch Christ.

"God, Jeff in Accounting took the last bagel"

"Yeah, that guys a real Christpuncher"

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