Christs College

What is Christs College?


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Local ASBO factory located in Belfields, a suitable nuclear weapons testing site in Guildford, Surrey. Masquerading as local Secondary School, it churns out ASBO's by the day. It is wholly un-Christ-like in every way and have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters and remove the C and R you get SHITS COLLEGE?! Which is far better suited to a "school" with an iron curtain built round it. Which quite frankly should have been built to keep the ASBO's in rather than keep us out! Not that we'd ever wish to visit the establishment.

Local Guildfordian: What school do you go to?

ASBO: I go to Christs College.

Local Guildfordian: What are you studying?

ASBO: Armed Robbery with homecide studies.

Local Guildfordian: Thats nice.

ASBO: Give us your wallet or i'll stab you.

See guildford, school, chav, asbo, landfill


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