What is Christurbation?
1.
christurbation, n:
1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.
2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
3. Excessive praise or
1. "Messageboard-christians have a tendency to engage in more christurbation than actual discussion."
2. "Masturbation makes baby Jesus cry, but christurbation really pisses him off."
3. "Dude, I know you love Jesus and think he's the shit and all, but cut the christurbation."
2.
Noun:
1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.
2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
3. Excessive praise or "kissing ass" of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
Dude, I know you love the Jesus and all, but quit with the christurbation already.
