Christy's Mum

What is Christy's Mum?

A woman who will do anything you want in bed, as long as you clean up afterwords. It is also the worlds best comeback. Another version of "Your Mum".

Thats what Christy's Mum said!!

person 1 :OMG! That girl wanted to sleep with me after 10 mins!

person 2 :Gawd, shes such a Christy's Mum

See mum, slut, slag, prostitute, whore, your mum

Slurred Speech

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Zitzer

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Joypad

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