Chronectomy

What is Chronectomy?

Faux-medical word to decribe the charging of time from one's job.

I have to take a day off from work, so I'm doing a chronectomy on my time sheet.

See 9 to 5, slave, corporate robot, mouse potato

Verbal Masturbation

1. When one speaks for solely the purpose of hearing their own voice. Sue didn't want to talk with me, she was just practicing verbal..

Erz

1. Random plural suffix added to words to make the sentence make no sence whatsoever. Prep#1: OmgshERZ I totallyerz wenterz to the maller..

Pac Man Hand

1. The result of an epic Pac Man gaming session. The hand is tight like a claw, and generally the thumbs, wrists and fingers are unusable. ..

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