What is Chronic Futon?
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The feeling of being high or a movie star (This is a great feeling that is not dangerous). You can also say this word just randomly outloud when you are bored.
"I feel so chronic futon right about now." - Dog The Bounty Hunter
"There is a chronic futon in mi pantalones." -Barry Bonds
"Dude, chronic futon" -Ethan
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