Chronic Masturbator

What is Chronic Masturbator?


1.

Someone of the habit of masturbating, chronically.

Jeff Perlis is a chronic masturbator.

See jeff, masturbation, man-bitch

2.

A man who simply has a thing against carrying a loaded weapon around all the time.

Mother: *knocks on door* Billy, what are you doing in there?

Billy: uhhh... NOTHING.

Mother: Dammit Billy, you're a chronic masturbator just like your father.

See masterbator, fap, fapping, porn, pron

3.

When a male feeds the one eyed trouser snake or fucks his fuck stick, more than 2 times a week; if you jack off more times then 7 times a week you have a bad habit

I know this kid who feeds his one eyed trouser snake so much it died from abusing it too much, too often cause hes a Chronic Masturbator

See chronic, masturbator, prevert, jacking off


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