What is Chronicles Of Nearnia?


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An exaggerated tale of a short or nearby trip/journey.

John: So I drove to the grocer to get some milk and on the way there was this MASSIVE 20-car pile up, then a 7-eleven drive-by robbery, then I tried to run the robber down, then I saw Spiderman, then-..

Tom: Spare me your Chronicles of Nearnia and give me the milk.

See chronicles, near, trip, journey, nonsense, spiderman


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