What is Chronicology?
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The obscured timeline you put together the morning after consuming large amounts of chronic.
John: Did I have sex with Alex's girlfriend, Sam's girlfriend, and Jake's girlfriend last night?
Ashton: No, thats just your chronicology.
John: Then what happened?
Ashton: You had sex with Jake's girlfriend, then Alex's girlfriend, and then Sam's girlfriend.
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The funniest pick up line ever made. It works really well, as I've used it on several occasions. The most notable of which was when..
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to wait up, to be patient
Hold your horses! I will get to that in a minute...