Chronicology

What is Chronicology?

The obscured timeline you put together the morning after consuming large amounts of chronic.

John: Did I have sex with Alex's girlfriend, Sam's girlfriend, and Jake's girlfriend last night?

Ashton: No, thats just your chronicology.

John: Then what happened?

Ashton: You had sex with Jake's girlfriend, then Alex's girlfriend, and then Sam's girlfriend.

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Jointing

1. Smoking a joint. Guy 1: Yo, what you doing? Guy 2: Nothing, just jointing. Guy 1: Kool, can I join you? Guy 2: Sure. See joint, smo..

Calfhead

1. Complete knob, unable to spell, often seen sitting near a hobbit called Ben. Invented the word whight Hey calfhead what the fuck is th..

Onew

1. Member of SM Entertainment's contemporary R&B boy band, SHINee. Despite being the appointed leader of the group, he tends to ph..

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