Chronicology

What is Chronicology?

The obscured timeline you put together the morning after consuming large amounts of chronic.

John: Did I have sex with Alex's girlfriend, Sam's girlfriend, and Jake's girlfriend last night?

Ashton: No, thats just your chronicology.

John: Then what happened?

Ashton: You had sex with Jake's girlfriend, then Alex's girlfriend, and then Sam's girlfriend.

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