What is Chronic/torturous Trouser Pressure Pains?
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A male symptom that occurs when much action and dry humping has occurred with a girlfriend or boyfriend, but where trousers have remained on. The condition is extremely painful, and chronic, as the pain will mount until the pressure is released.
"I can't carry on like this. I have severe (chronic/torturous) trouser pressure pains. And since we haven't really done it thus far, I conclude I must go home and read some heady literature whilst on the toilet."
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groping, feeling, petting, or tickling someones no no spot to the point of sexual arousion
there was a lil bit of tickle sex going on ..
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usually used with the words "I suppose...." before "these things happen." A phrase which is similar to shit happens ..
