Chronoptimist

What is Chronoptimist?


1.

A person who always under estimates the time necessary to do something or get somewhere.

"Hey, Cindy. you know my parents are expecting us in 20 minutes."

"No problem. I just have to wash the dishes, take a shower, do my hair, walk the dog and then I'm all good to go. See you in 15."

"You are such a chronoptimist! I'll see you in 45."

See time, late, optimist

2.

Someone who always underestimates the time necessary to complete a task or project. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“Linda only scheduled three hours to shoot our first corporate video. What a frickin’ chronoptimist.”

See jerk, rusher


32

Random Words:

1. a girl whose cunt is large enough to fit her fist. hey look --- its RIE FISTER! or used as a verb: she got RIE FISTED last night! Se..
1. a artificial bad ass from the aouth. willing to be bitchy and kick ass dude that amber talley will tear you up See badass, nice, angel..
1. People from the state of Vermont. True Vermonters have been living in Vermont for at least seven generations. Does not include lame New ..