Chronoptimist

What is Chronoptimist?


1.

A person who always under estimates the time necessary to do something or get somewhere.

"Hey, Cindy. you know my parents are expecting us in 20 minutes."

"No problem. I just have to wash the dishes, take a shower, do my hair, walk the dog and then I'm all good to go. See you in 15."

"You are such a chronoptimist! I'll see you in 45."

See time, late, optimist

2.

Someone who always underestimates the time necessary to complete a task or project. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“Linda only scheduled three hours to shoot our first corporate video. What a frickin’ chronoptimist.”

See jerk, rusher


32

Random Words:

1. A master of ferrets, one who can command a weasle army to take over the planet Earth. However he is also a person, one bad ass mofo who ..
1. This term describes the technique used when a liquidy or melted, tasty, editable substance is placed over the genitals of one partner, w..
1. The scandal created when Barack Obama was reported to use a zune. Refers to Watergate. Person 1: Dude, did you hear Obama uses a zune?..