What is Chronorape?
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The act of procrastinating beyond all reasonable extremes, often involving the delaying/prevention of a certain event from taking place thus annoying a large group of people (the chronoraped) and taking away from them time which could have been used for something else.
Chrono - Greek: khronos, time.
Rape - Latin: verb rapere: to seize or take by force.
Innocent victim A : Hey man what you doing today?
Innocent victim B : Well, I was supposed to be going to play golf with that fucking wookie but so far ive been waiting six hours for him to buy some unicorn tears from spaffawayyourcash.
Innocent victim A : Christ on a bike, what have I told you about letting him chronorape you like that?
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