What is Chrons?
1.
A euphemism for marijuana. Derived from "Chronic", an older, established euphemism.
"I just came up on some chrons, you wanna join me in a session?"
2.
Chrons are the SI unit for level of being intoxitaced by THC (delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol) where 50 chrons leads to passing into an unconscious or incohearent state, and 100 chrons leading to death. 100 chrons being roughly the equivalent of a quarter pound of marijuana consumed in 2 hours by one person.
stonner:
Yo Nick, whats gonna be the SI units for 'being stonned'? I'm going to lable the
highness graph "something vs. time" and put it on the side of Asteroth**.
hippy:
... (pause in deep contemplation)... Chrons
stonner:
Yeah, like spelled "C-H" or with a "K"
hippy:
well, definitely "C-H" 'cuz its like 'chronic'.
**Asteroth: a massive bubbling gravity /waterfall bong (massive)
3.
Great, high quality, marijuana
"I only smoke chrons, none of that shitty regs"
"I got some gans for 45 an eighth, or some good chrons for 75"
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4.
all things good or bad.
"This book is chrons, and by chrons i mean sweet."
or
"Oh my chrons! What the fuck did you do that for?!"
