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A rare breed of monkey that is born on fire. They live for 15 minutes; in which time they live fulfilled lives (get degrees, have childr..
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An act of revenge in which a man places his sweaty testicles over the eyes of his sleeping victim. The goggles are often photographed, a..
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A band that doesn't actually exist. Used to derail masturbatory and pretentious conversations and articles about indie music. The b..
