Chrontard

What is Chrontard?


1.

One who constantly follows another around in hopes that he or she will become like that person.

Obsessing about a person, following everything they do, worshiping the ground they walk on

Posing as someone else, Hoping that the person being followed will "Rub-off" on the follower and the follower will become more like the person.

Guy #1: Wow your sooo cool.

Guy #2: ok?

*Guy #2 walks away*

*Guy #1 follows behind in bushes, and takes notes of all that guy #2 does, then the next day, does the same thing and uses the actions to be like guy #2.*

guy #2: "STOP TRYING TO BE ME! YOU NEVER WILL!!! YOU'RE SUCH A CHRONTARD!"

See retard, chrontard, poser, follower, stalker

2.

Someone who is a wannabe poser and obsesses over someone.

Mari: OMG GABE. You are soooo cool. i want to be just like you.

Gabe: that's nice..

Mari: it is VERY.

Gabe: Actually, it's not..

Mari: Yah your right. it isn't really after all.

Gabe: But wait,.. i think it is nice. nvm.

Mari: Yah me too. :]

Gabe: *in his head. "What a chrontard.."*

See mari, gabe, retard, chrontard, wannabe


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