Chrystalmoore Edit Meaning

1. when he says you wont get pregnant standing up.... 'he was using condraception - he told her he was sterile, just look at the size..

1. A tall lanky bird with a beak the same length as its wingspan. It also has a mangina (aka a basket of fruit). Also has homosexual mati..

1. An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted. Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your n..